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Puppet Terror!!
This is one of those short and sweet YouTube videos that makes me laugh EVERY TIME!! Click here to view the embedded video. You can practically feel that body-gripping terror that makes you scream like...
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Ever Wondered Why Jean-Claude Van Damme is so Tough?
Well WONDER NO MORE!!! Click here to view the embedded video. His inner child was a bad ass outer child.
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Time Viral
My beloved monster made it into Time’s top ten viral videos of 2008. The video is set to coast into 10 million views at or before it’s one year anniversary, so thanks internet. Who knows when the uncut...
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The Pugtrain
Well, since it’s a slow Fist weekend, here’s what you get. Thumb has been waiting for this for a long, long time. So, Merry Christmas, Thumb. Not that I owe you. Heh. Music is “Coletrain” from the end...
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Chocolate: Taste the Fury
From the makers of Ong Bak comes a special-needs girl… with a special need… to kick some ass. This is officially the coolest movie coming out in the next month.
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Self Defense
PhilPhinger sent this in. It had me giggling like a child. Unfortunately, I didn’t find it on youtube, so you’ll have to watch this amazing self-defense video on wimp.com. Zach Galifianakis, look out!...
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The Copycatting Continues
Here we have a 5 year old girl explaining WWII. Click here to view the embedded video. Pffff… Not NEARLY as cute as our Z.
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New Dirt (late posting here, sorry)
I forgot to post last Thursdays’ so here’s Thursday’s comic and then here’s Monday’s comic. Thanks for reading. (oh, hey, Thumb…the edible dirt banner ad at the top of the page is a dead link.)
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The stuff Michael Jackson won’t let you have.
i would say something, but This blog pretty much covers it, with lots of photos.
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Addicted
Photograph purportedly taken in a former children’s psychiatric ward at an abandoned asylum–
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Why The F*CK Do You Have a Kid?
Sturgisfinger sent this in. The more I look, that more angry I get. SO PROUD!
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Real-Life L’il Hitler-in-Training
Dave Ross, KOMO FM-Seattle, was talking about this on his show today. This two year old who belongs to some charismatic church takes the microphone during services and expounds gibberish with a...
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Cinematic Childhood
Welp, we have another Transformers movie coming this week, and a G.I. Joe movie coming hot on its heels. We’ve had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the past, and rumors of a He-Man rehash in the...
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Oh, Internet, how I love thee
Where else could we find such gems as the Bacon Brothers? (also, i don’t believe we didn’t already have a “bacon” category)
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New Dirt
actually since i haven’t posted an update for awhile (I’ve been to three countries on a ten-day party with a bunch of fellow Tom Waits fans and only got back Tuesday, and am only just today feeling...
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Baby Dictator
This child will spend the rest of his life trying to recapture that moment of pure giddy power. Click here to view the embedded video. But never again.
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The Number to Heaven
Thumb told me I NEEDED to Fist this. I agree. This is a 36 second film. I don’t quite understand it, but I know IT’S FUCKING AWESOME!! Click here to view the embedded video.
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The Ballad of G. I. Joe
This is one of those rare moments where the adults from today both pay tribute to, and simultaneously lampoon a piece of our childhood. The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde As you watch this,...
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Hey, you know what would be HILARIOUS?
Click here to view the embedded video. No. No it wasn’t. Mom, you suck.
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Ahh, those carefree days of childhood….
Let’s say you’re about 9 or 10, and you and a pal are out playing in the woods behind your home. Suddenly you run across a little camp of tents in a small clearing. There are grown men standing around....
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Even the Dog’s Sick of His Shit
Hey Fisty parents, here’s your future!! Click here to view the embedded video. This finger’s childless for life!! WOO!!
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Christian Side Hug
The Christian Side Hug (Not to be confused with the Hindu Lateral Embrace) is a way to hug someone while avoiding the possibility of your groins rubbing together under your clothes. FINALLY!!!! I’ve...
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Michelle Duggar Produces #19 via C-section
Michelle and Jim Bob DUGGAR BABY NO. 19 ARRIVES EARLY Michelle Duggar had emergency C-section; delivers 1 lb, 6 oz Josie Brooklyn By Mike Celizic TODAYshow.com contributor Make that “19 Kids and...
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Tiny Fat
I want you all to meet Tiny Fat. My wife now has 20 fingers. 10 are in her stomach.
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Four year old gets drunk and steals stuff
First it’s weird and kind of funny. Then it’s sad. The Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office said Hayden Wright, 4, was found wandering the streets of his Chattanooga neighborhood while wearing a little...
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Mikey, the Eight-Year Old Islamic Extremist
"Let's get Mikey! He'll blow up anything!" Eight-Year-Old Boy on Terrorism Watch List Travel is a Hassle for a N.J. Cub Scout who is on TSA’s Watch List Travel is a hassle for an 8-year-old Cub Scout...
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Scary Humpty Dumpty
Something about a lot of the character illustrations from 19th and early 20th century children’s books has always creeped me out. I guess people had a different idea of “cuteness” way back when. Take...
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Uncle Stink’s F’d-Up Fairy Tales: Hansel and Gretel
As per Littlefinger’s suggestion, in reply to Horrific Humpty, below–
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The Dark Side of Yoda
This is what JFinger and StarFinger did today while waiting for the Super Bowl to start. Click here to view the embedded video.
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Baby Hobo
I guess I’ve sort of created another recurring character on Edible Dirt. So i thought I’d make him a little video. Like so… Ok that didn’t work. Lemme try this.
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POS White Trash of the Week
Police charge man for keeping two boys in car while he partied Jackson, Mich., Deputies from the Jackson County Sheriff’s Dept. were called when two children were seen in a car parked outside a bar...
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Raccoon Scat Brain Parasites
Definitely pertinent to those who live in areas regularly visited by raccoons, AKA, the “Grim Reapers of the Night”– Via ScienceBuzz Childhood nightmare spotlight: raccoon poop brain parasites...
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Introducing Kids to Demonic Possession
Every sane parent wants their kid to grow up and prosper–and that, of course, entails a number of things: moral and ethical foundations, a good education, a stable home life, a sense of belonging, and...
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Ankle-biter
Click here to view the embedded video. I could pretty much watch this on repeat.
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